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To: Students enrolled in xxxx
From: Professor xxx
We have only 50 minutes to talk about so many things and I have decided to start at 16:00 hr without any delay. To make sure that the class is not disturbed, I shall “lock” the doors at 4:10 pm by pasting a notice across the entrance “No Entry after 4:10, please. LKJ”.
I have not been able to buy a signal distortion device to jam telephone signals. I have therefore decided to use “hei-kung” to stop all outgoing calls from your mobile phone, but I shan’t be able to control incoming calls. Please switch off your cell phone when you enter the theatre. My “hei-kung” may damage your cell phone when it is left on.
If you have chosen this course with the sole intention to obtain an A+, please drop this course.
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這個Professor究竟是怎樣的一個人
很有興趣看看他的本尊